Events surrounding Professor John Sahr's 41st birthday may forever be shrouded in
mystery. EE officials are asking for any help citizens might
provide in shedding light on the events of the day.
On October 1, the morning of his 41st birthday, Professor John Sahr arrived
at his office - only to find it had been vandalized. No group has stepped forward
to claim responsibility. Widespread rumors about the possible culpability of a
graduate student or pair of students abound, but we must stress that these are
unsubstantiated as of yet.
Not wanting to, in his words, "give in to ruffians and ne'er-do-wells", Professor Sahr
gamely went to work, attempting to tend to the important tasks of his busy day.
Eventually a feeling of inevitability overcame him, and Professor Sahr finally
signaled his surrender.
